:icon chris-alassal:

Your real name: Ryan... That's all I'm saying

Age: 19 1/2 to be exact.

Height: 5'11 is what my license says, but I might be shorter.


FAVORITES
Color: Green

Band: AC/DC!!!

Video game: Oh boy... That's a big one... Oh hell... Super Mario World

Movie: Either Stepbrothers, Batman Returns, or one of the Rambo movies

Book: Me? Reading? Yeah right.

Food: Big ass burger

Flower: Marigold (so underrated)

Scent: New car smell.

Animal: Dog. I've always been a dog person

Cereal: Boring Cherrios

Website: Sage Toons: [link] I hope to make a new ST website one of these days.

Cartoon/Anime: Too many... But I'd say Family Guy

DO YOU
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: With work and school, not anymore.

Like to sing?: Makes the work day go by faster

Have a job?: Dishwasher... But $9.00 an hour, I can't complain.

Have a cell phone?: LG Vu

Like to play sports?: I like bowling and... When was the last time I went bowling anyway?

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Not anymore.

Have a crush on someone?: Yep, and she kicks ass like me.

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Nope

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Only 3

Have any special talents/skills?: I can multi task

Exercise daily?: Used to, until Wii Fit started to piss me off

Like school?: College is better than High school I can tell you that.

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: I'd fail a sobriety test pretty quickly.

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yep

Speak any other languages?: Not really.

Go a day without food?: I'm Italian. I need food.

Remember your dreams: Sometimes.

Read music, not just tabs?: Used to.

Roll your tongue?: Yeah

Eat a whole pizza?: Again, I'm Italian. It's not that hard.

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: No

Snuck out of the house?: I can't fit out the window

Lied to get out of trouble?: A few times

Had a computer crash?: I'm surprised that the one I'm using hasn't shit the bed yet

Gotten lost in your city?: Yep... I hate traffic lights there

Seen a shooting star?: A few

Been to any other countries?: Nope.

Had a serious surgery?: Nuh uh

Stolen something important to someone else?: Can't say as I have

Solved a rubiks cube?: Tried but failed

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: No.

Cried over a girl?: When my girlfriend of 6 years, Annie, died in 2005.

Cried over a boy?: Man it up!

Kissed a random stranger?: No!

Hugged a random stranger?: No!

Been in a fist fight?: I wish

Been arrested?: No

Done drugs?: Prescribed

Had alcohol?: Had a little before

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Happens to the best of us

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: I'm afraid I might break the elevator

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: By mistake

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: I think so

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: I think.

Been to a casino?: Soon

Ran over an animal and killed it?: Maybe

Broken a bone?: Nope

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: No

Made homemade muffins?: I can't cook worth a shit

Bitten someone?: Back in summer camp

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Too far... Too hot

Burped in someone’s face?: I don't have the balls to.


WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: Yesterday

Cried: Been a while

Went to the bathroom: This morning

Saw a movie in a theatre: A month or two ago. Inglorious Basterds (too much reading)

Read a book: Last week

Had a snow day: January of 2009

Had a party: If I had a party, my family would come so no. Never

Went to a doctor: Summer for a shot

Went to the grocery store: Yesterday

Got sick: Been a while

Got cursed: Nope. But Karma has gotten me a few times

Called someone: Today (damn phones)

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruits

Black/white: Black

Lights on/lights off: Save power! Off!

TV/movie: T.V.

Cash/cheque: Cash. I like to avoid using debit or checks as much as possible

Pillows/blankets: Blankets

Headache/stomach ache: Headache because I'm used to it

Paint/charcoal: Paint

Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese food

Summer/winter: Winter because I'm from Maine and it's in my Maine blood

Snow/rain: Snow

Fog/misty: the fog smells so fresh

Rock/rap: Rock

Meat/vegetarian: I've always loved meat over veggies

Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla

Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles

Cake/pie: Ohh... That's a hard one... Pie I guess

Strawberries/blueberries: Blueberries are nice

ocean/swimming pool: The coast of Maine's ocean is loaded with crap. So pool.

Cookies/muffins: Muffins are awesome!

Wallet/pocket: Wallet. Like a man

Window/door: Window.

Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Never saw much of either one of them, but I'd say Chaplin because silent movies always seem to crack me up

Pink/purple: Hate pink, purple is ok.

Cat/dog: Dog

Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long

Pants/shorts: Pants

Winter break/spring break: Winter break is cool (no pun intended)

Spring/autumn: I call it Fall, but it's nice.

Clouds/clear sky: Clear sky

Moon/mars: Moon.

Questions/Answers: Only if their important like this MEME

War/Peace: Peace... with a mix of war

Do you believe in love?: I try

I...
Am: Dr. Sage A.K.A. the Pooch

Want: my goddamn degree in computer technology

Need: My life back. I'm a work-a-holic

Love: working to make cash

Hate: Intro to C.T. Professor and web design professor. They're too damn fast!

Feel: Like hell.

Did: get paid

Miss: My sweet Annie of 6 years

Am annoyed by: Everyone

would rather: Get one day to my self

Would kiss: The girl I'm after, but if I pucker, I'm screwed

Am tired of: long and painful hours at work

Will always: Kind souled but evil to cover it up

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favorite genre of music?: Either rock or metal gets me through the day

What time is it now? 12:13 PM

How much money do you have right now?: Uhh... 60 bucks.

Are you hungry right now?: No. I'm way to full thanks.

What are you doing right now?: Besides answering this MEME shit, research paper on where swear words originate from.

Do you like parades?: I was in a few for a while... I hated it... And I hate parades in general

Do you like the moon?: I like it when it changes colors

What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Work on lots of things

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: That's how I got my nick name "the Joker" in my Sophomore year in high school

Cool?: I don't feel it. I will work on it though

Pretty?: Are you kidding? I'm ugly as sin!

Sarcastic?: At times.

Lazy?: I try not

Hyper?: After a Sobe

Friendly?: Kinda

Evil?: To cover up the friendliness

Unforgettable?: Surprisingly, yes

Smart?: Duh

Strong?: Van Dam strong... Kinda

Talented?: I don't know...


WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
Lonely: I love it and hate it

Flower: Marigold (didn't we just cover that?)

Brain freeze: Ice cream

Strange: Die hard Fallout, WoW, and Halo fans

Suffering: From stress

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Nope

Run away?: Why would I do that?

Curse at a teacher?: Done it.

Not take a shower for a week?: I break out easier

Ask someone out?: The hell I will get that girl and ask her out (was that too harsh?)

Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: I don't want to break it.

Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: I'm not that evil

Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Australia maybe.

Go scuba diving?: Sounds cool

Write a book?: Maybe

Assemble a computer?: Sounds like fun!

Become a rock star?: I suck at instruments

LAST QUESTIONS
What kind of computer do you have?: eMachine with a Intel Celeron processor complete with a gig of RAM and Windows XP (I so need to update or get a new computer)

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: It's expensive!

How many posters do you have in your room?: 22

What types of ice-cream ya like!?: Mint-chocolate chip

Alright, Chris. I did it. Now, since I got tagged by Chris, it's my turn to tag the next bastard. And updates will resume soon. I've just been busy.